chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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