laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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