If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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