I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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