I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
