I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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