Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
