talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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