i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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