i think i have herpe
just one?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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