the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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