There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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