He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Boobs speak an international language.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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