Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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