Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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