He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
