mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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