doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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