We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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