no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
false alarm. still invincible.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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