i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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