all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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