i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
In other news, I just burned my penis
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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