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Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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