it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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