Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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