Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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