How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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