I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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