i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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