so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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