you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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