I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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