she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When did we convert life to cartoon?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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