thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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