Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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