So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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