i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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