now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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