I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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