I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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