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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her

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  but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"

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  but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  People in love make me want to vomit

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted

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  it is a toga and you are a goddess.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters

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