That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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