Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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