North Korea, Best Korea!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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