I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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