Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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