its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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