Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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