You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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