she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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