everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dicks are not precious.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
