he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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