he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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